Be the change you wish to see in the world with the Master’s Programme for Good People.

Bambi Bumblebee, 2024 graduate

Introduction

Introducing the Master’s Programme for Good People, a unique educational opportunity designed for individuals who are passionate about making a positive impact in the world.

Through our comprehensive curriculum, students will develop the skills and knowledge needed to tackle complex social and environmental challenges. Our program emphasizes hands-on learning, providing students with opportunities to engage in real-world projects and collaborate with like-minded individuals from around the globe.

At the heart of our program is a commitment to social responsibility and ethical leadership. Our faculty are experts in their fields and bring a wealth of practical experience to the classroom. With their guidance, students will explore topics such as sustainable development, social justice, and community engagement, and develop the tools needed to become effective change-makers.

Our program is designed for individuals who are already making a positive impact in their communities and want to take their efforts to the next level. Whether you’re a non-profit leader, social entrepreneur, or simply someone who is committed to making a difference, the Master’s Programme for Good People is the perfect way to enhance your skills and broaden your horizons.

Apply today and join a community of like-minded individuals who are dedicated to creating a better world for all.

Student testimonials

”When I first heard about the Master’s Programme for Good People, I knew it was exactly what I had been searching for. As someone who has always been passionate about social justice and environmental sustainability, I was eager to learn more about how I could make a real impact in the world.

The program exceeded my expectations in every way. The faculty were incredibly knowledgeable and supportive, and the curriculum was challenging and thought-provoking. I appreciated the emphasis on hands-on learning and collaboration, as it allowed me to apply what I was learning in the classroom to real-world situations.

One of the highlights of the program for me was the opportunity to work on a community-based project alongside my classmates. We were able to work with a local non-profit organization to develop a sustainability plan, and it was incredibly rewarding to see the impact our work had on the community.

Overall, I would highly recommend the Master’s Programme for Good People to anyone who is passionate about creating positive change in the world. The program provided me with the skills and knowledge needed to become an effective leader in my field, and I am confident that I will continue to make a meaningful impact in the years to come.”

Programme Structure

1. Sustainable Development (6 ECTS)
2. Ethics and Leadership for Social Impact (6 ECTS)
3. Community Engagement and Empowerment (6 ECTS)
4. Environmental Sustainability (6 ECTS)
5. Social Justice and Equity (6 ECTS)
6. Non-Profit Management and Fundraising (6 ECTS)
7. Sustainable Tourism and Responsible Travel (6 ECTS)
8. Global Health and Wellbeing (6 ECTS)
9. Impact Investing and Social Entrepreneurship (6 ECTS)
10. Policy and Advocacy for Social Change (6 ECTS)
11. Human Rights and Conflict Resolution (6 ECTS)
12. Project Management for Social Impact (6 ECTS)

Total ECTS: 72

Laine-yliopiston tutkimustulokset ilahduttavat globaalia eliittiä

”Länsivenäläiset luottavat edelleen erittäin paljon nukkehallitukseensa”, hykertelee Laine-yliopiston propagandan professori Herpertti Marcuse, jonka tutkmusryhmän raportti julkistettiin Länsi-Venäjän autonomian päivänä.

”Vaikka Länsi-Venäjä liitettiin Eurostoliittoon jo vuosia sitten, kuvittelevat länsivenäläiset vieläkin päättävänsä itse asioistaan kuin suvereeni kansana” kehuu Marcuse.

”Meidän suurin ongelmamme on ollut välillä estää länsivenäläisiä näkemästä naruja, joiden mukaan nukkehallitus sätkii” kertoillee Marcuse ”mutta onneksi länsivenäläiset ovat erittäin vedätettävissä olevia ja sovinnaisia.”

Little did the stranded kosmonaut Ilya Kuriagin, the last surviving member of Mars family funded Mars mission, know that help was on its way, as he on 25th August set on his daily patrol around the Valles Marineris Mars Expedition base.  Around 1200 HRS local time he noticed a landing module approaching Mars Expedition Base. The two years he had spent stranded on the Red Planet had been a fight for survival and he was beginning to think that rescue mission wont reach him on time before the supplies ran out. After turning on the homing beacon he witnessed a smooth landing of a crowd-sourced private rescue mission by Sesame Street Gang.

I was not prepared for the welcome I received from Elmo and other Sesame Stree characters

”I felt like really relieved, but I was not prepared for the welcome I received from Elmo and other Sesame Street characters. It was heartwarming to receive a standing ovation when I boarded the rescue lander” told Mr Kuriagin to Ruff-Tuff-Huff-Puffington Post.

”Ilya is a great guy and his heroic fight  Against All Odds sets an example for us Kid’s TV show characters who are currently struggling in the recession and facing lay-offs.” told Elmo to the cheering crowds in Miami.

Miliisihallituskin kiinnostunut ohjelmasta, kenttäkokeet alkavat keväällä

Välttelevä katse, ei naura julkisrahoitteisen kansalaisjärjestön henkilökuntajuhlaan palkatun stand-up-koomikon huumorille – siinä muutama ominaisuus, joita Laine-yliopiston kännykkäappi tarkastelee. Android, iOS, Symbian ja Multics-käyttöjärjestelmissä toimiva ohjelmisto paljastaa väärien mielipiteiden omistajan jopa 50 % tarkkuudella. Ohjelmiston paljastustarkkuudeen vuoksi Länsi-Venäjän Miliisihallinto tutkiikin paraikaa, voidaanko ohjelmiston antamaa arvioita käyttää väärinajattelijoiden oikeudenkäynneissä todistusaineistona. ”Olemme innostuneita mahdollisuudesta, että tutkimusprojektimme tuloksena syntynyttä appia voitaisiin käyttää ajatusrikollisten saattamisessa giljotiiniin” hehkuttaa appia kehittämässä ollut Laine -yliopiston tutkija Everard Cuck.

Tutkija Ilpo Nosferatu on saanut elää kolme elämää: ensin miehenä, sitten vampyyrina ja nyt naisena

Laine-aliopiston tutkija Ilpo Nosferatun elämä muuttui näytteidenottomatkalla Transsilvaniassa keväällä 2000 täysin. Häntä puri tuolloin paikallinen vampyyri. Lyhyen sairastelun jälkeen Ilpo muuttui itsekin vampyyriksi. Siitä pitäen Ilpon piti ruveta huolehtimaan asioista, joista tavallisten tutkijoiden ei tarvinnut pitää huolta: Hän saattoi tehdä tutkimustyötään vain öisin, nukkui arkussaan päivisin ja vältteli aikaisemmin rakastamaansa valkosipuliruokaa. Tilanne helpottui kuitenkin ajan kanssa, kun tietoisuus vampyyreistä lisääntyi meilä Suomessa. ”Vielä 90-luvulla vampyyrit olivat kummajaisia, joita pelättiin tai vainottiin teroitettujen puukeppien kanssa. Nyt asiat ovat aivan toisin, vampyyritietoisuuden lisääntyminen on vähentänyt syrjintää.” Ilpo joutuu kuitenkin juomaan joka päivä veripalvelun toimittamaa ihmisverta, koska Ilpo ei halua metsästää ihmisiä. Mutta Ilpon muutostarina ei päättynyt tähän: kaksi vuotta sitten Ilpo huomasi olevansa nainen vampyyrin ruumiissa. Aluksi oli vaikeaa, mutta meillä on yliopistolla hieno vertaistukiryhmä saman kohtalon omaaville. ”Nyt – kiitos ihanien vertaisryhmäläisteni – saan väitöskirjani Transsilvanian lumihiutaleista valmiiksi ensi keväänä,” hehkuttaa Ilpo.

Just last week 12 RGRers were flogged and hundreds detained

Due to the recent Mazes & Monsters scare when a score of RPG playing Laine University students disappeared in Outonäs caves never to be seen again the University decided to use decisive measures to stop the disappearances that had become epidemic.  Laine University Campus Police began an intensive campaign to curb RPG activities at University premises. Campus RPG clubs were raided and pointy elvish ear wearing LARPers were arrested in broad daylight. Soon the number of disappearances went down but the problem was far from over: the RPG clubs just went underground and students stopped turning in their peers. Hence University Lord Chancellor Ilmari Miinusmaa decided to extend the campaign which was scheduled to end on St Bilbo day indefinitely. Thus campus occupants could well expect to see the campus police troopers in their ominous dark hued powered body armour gear well into the next summer. So watch out RPGers, your ”game” is up!

”This is light,  look at this baby”   says  Prof Damon Killian and picks up the new social distancing necklace for the next year’s up-and-coming pandemic du jour, COVID-23,, ”yet  it contains more advanced electronics and more TNT than  pandemic-2022  necklace. It is so  light and comfortable that  the prisoner..eh citizen barely even notices it”.  Prof Killian leads  a team of 300 Wavelet University researchers combating  the on-going global pandemic which for years has taken a horrible toll on global population. ”Imagine, just last year more than 3 people were hospitalised from COVID-21 variant of the plague.”  Yet Killian is now more hopeful than ever: ”this baby makes it super-duper difficult to break quarantine and social distancing rules.  We need these babies to get  the Great Reset going!”

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