Investigation Throws New Light onto Last Year Dragon Attack on University Main Building

Destroyed Laine main building may have been built on ancient Finn burial ground

Recent Liane University internal report on last year’s solstice Dragon Attack, may have been caused by at least four factors, told Dr. Ilmari Miinusmaa

  1. students had inadvertently aligned student laboratory power crystals in such a way that the crystals focused karmic energy into the dragon’s lair
  2. the newly constructed all steel and glass tower of main building was built on an ancient Finn burial ground and the disturbed spirits exhorted the waking dragon to attack university
  3. unknown factor, maybe magic

The readers might remember that the dragon was not destroyed by army helicopters but a team of young Laine university students of the purest of pure hearts, whose goodness and elvish fragility solely caused the dragon to vaporise before their very eyes – it was just that they had to find a single, pure thought and sing this thought in unison. This turned out to be rather difficult, but after some tense moments with the dragon they succeeded.

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