10 Biggest Stock Photography Cliches
Here are my favourite ones with comments (some via Fortymedia).
Photos by shutterstock.
1. The Handshake of Synergy.
You’ve made the sale and closed the deal. They can’t back out now’ you shook on it!
2. The United People of Megacorp
Carefully curated photo of your real(?) team. Sure.. nobody can accused for discrimination.
3. The Jump of Happiness.
Your team is so excited and can’t hide it. They are gonna a lose control and like it.
4. The Warm Huddle of Team.
I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you. I want to squeeze you, please you, I just can’t get enough.
5. The Big Thumbs of Triumph.
Good job, ace. You’ve saved the company again.
6. Megaphone yeller!
Is anybody out there? CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! Our annual report is out now! Check it out! It is great!
7. Growth: The Handful of Manure
We can make your business thrive like this sturdy sprout. Just hope the wind doesn’t pick up.
8. Globes cradled in hands
You are like a business god. The world is in your hand… just don’t drop it.
9. People proud of their vegetables
Our business team is especially proud of their vegetables… next time we use a cucumber.
10. The Romantic Glow of the Laptop.
You’ve stayed up late working on those reports, and there’s just something magical about that monitor glow? Gently now, you just wanna kiss the report, just a little peck, a smooch like you’re kissing your sister. I said kiss it!
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