10 Biggest Stock Photography Cliches

Here are my favourite ones with comments (some via Fortymedia).

Photos by shutterstock.

1. The Handshake of Synergy.

You’ve made the sale and closed the deal. They can’t back out now’ you shook on it!

The Handshake of Synergy

2. The United People of Megacorp

Carefully curated photo of your real(?) team. Sure.. nobody can accused for discrimination.

The United People of Megacorp

3. The Jump of Happiness.

Your team is so excited and can’t hide it. They are gonna a lose control and like it.

The Jump of Happiness

4. The Warm Huddle of Team.

I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you. I want to squeeze you, please you, I just can’t get enough.

The Warm Huddle of Team

5. The Big Thumbs of Triumph.

Good job, ace. You’ve saved the company again.

The Big Thumbs of Triumph

6. Megaphone yeller!

Is anybody out there? CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! Our annual report is out now! Check it out! It is great!

Megaphone yeller

7. Growth: The Handful of Manure

We can make your business thrive like this sturdy sprout. Just hope the wind doesn’t pick up.

Growth The Handful of Manure

8. Globes cradled in hands

You are like a business god. The world is in your hand… just don’t drop it.

Globes cradled in hands

9. People proud of their vegetables

Our business team is especially proud of their vegetables… next time  we use  a cucumber.

People proud of their vegetables

10. The Romantic Glow of the Laptop.

You’ve stayed up late working on those reports, and there’s just something magical about that monitor glow? Gently now, you just wanna kiss the report, just a little peck, a smooch like you’re kissing your sister. I said kiss it!

The Romantic Glow of the Laptop

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